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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Yes there's no starling, just get on with it.
     
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    Just answered a knock at the door and there was a 6 foot beetle that stuck the nut on me - broke my nose. Phoned the doctor and he confirmed there is a nasty bug going round
     
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    I said to my wife in bed last night, "Do you have to scratch during sex?" She said, "Shhh, I think I've won a tenner!"
     
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    Dunno if I have put this on before but the ex-wife is that thick she had a medical examination carried out by a young male doctor. When he told her that he thought she had acute angina she thanked him.
     
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  5. Nig

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    Sent this to an Italian mate and a cousin in South Shields who i think may have a holiday booked in Italy.
    Both weren't impressed :D

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    I have a pen that can write underwater... It can also write other words too!
     
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    I had one of those invisible ink pens. It had ran out 3 months before I found out.
     
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    Talk about poor taste advertising!!


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    This was posted on the website of one of the councils in New South Wales :emoticon-0133-wait:

    I'm guessing whoever wrote the release isn't employed anymore.

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    In shock news, Love Island pair Curtis and Maura reveal that they faked love for 3 months to cling on to fame.

    Try 27 f*cking years, said an anonymous This Morning presenter.
     
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    Although a corona virus was reported to have been detected in St James Park , there is no need for concern . It already fled back to China in case it caught something .
     
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