I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings'. Apparently Gollum was once a normal man. But wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in his life. Must be the same ring I put on when I got married.
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My wife threatened to leave me due to my extreme sexual fetishes... I said, "Fine, just slam the door on my cock on your way out!"