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Off Topic Franken-Spurs' monster

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by humanbeingincroydon, Oct 31, 2019.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    So I spotted this on Twitter earlier...

    ...and, as I slowly succumb to the effects of eating half a pound of Haribo this morning, I decided to put it to Not606 to create the perfect Spurs player from carved off pieces of Spurs players past and present

    So without further ado, here's the list of things you need
    Left Foot:
    Right Foot:
    Finishing:
    Footballing Brain:
    Vision:
    Strength:
    Speed:
    Passing:
    Dribbling:
    Heading:
    Tricks:
     
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  2. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Gonna do mine based on the people who've played for Spurs since I've been alive.

    Left Foot: Bale
    Right Foot: Eriksen
    Finishing: Kane
    Footballing Brain: Attacking - Berbatov, Defensive - King
    Vision: Modric
    Strength: Dembele
    Speed: Walker
    Passing: Huddlestone
    Dribbling: Gazza
    Heading: Kaboul
    Tricks: Ginola
     
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  3. Citizen Kane.

    Citizen Kane. Well-Known Member

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    Left Foot: Son
    Right Foot: Son
    Finishing: Son
    Footballing Brain: Son
    Vision: Son
    Strength: Son
    Speed: Son
    Passing: Son
    Dribbling: Son
    Heading: Son
    Tricks: Son
     
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  4. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    Spurs players since 1980

    Left Foot: Bale
    Right Foot: Anderton
    Finishing: Lineker
    Footballing Brain: Modric
    Vision: Hoddle
    Strength: Dembele
    Speed: Bale
    Passing: Hoddle
    Dribbling: Gascoigne
    Heading: Ferdinand
    Tricks: Ginola
     
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  5. PowerSpurs

    PowerSpurs Well-Known Member

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    For the anti monster on the current squad
    Left Foot: Alderweireld
    Right Foot: Lamela
    Finishing: Sissoko
    Footballing Brain: Aurier
    Vision: Lucas
    Strength: Walker-Peters
    Speed: Wanyama
    Passing: Rose
    Dribbling: Dier
    Heading: Eriksen
    Tricks: Sanchez
     
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    PowerSpurs, Oct 31, 2019
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  6. The Huddlefro

    The Huddlefro Well-Known Member

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    You are DGC and I claim my five pounds
     
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    The Huddlefro, Oct 31, 2019
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  7. Citizen Kane.

    Citizen Kane. Well-Known Member

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    You know what, I miss them. Oh for the good old days where we could argue about the wellbeing of Harry Kane and Harry Kane alone. Nowadays we're arguing about the wellbeing of the entire fecking club.
     
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  8. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    ...or Harry Winks
     
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  9. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Left Foot: Bale
    Right Foot: Berbatov
    Finishing: Kane
    Footballing Brain: Modric
    Vision: Modric
    Strength: Mousa Dembele
    Speed: Lennon
    Passing: Modric
    Dribbling: Bale
    Heading: Dawson
    Tricks: Ginola
     
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  10. The Changing Man

    The Changing Man Well-Known Member

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    Left Foot: Bale
    Right Foot: Berbatov
    Finishing: Allen (Clive)
    Footballing Brain: Sheringham
    Vision: Modric
    Strength: Stewart
    Speed: Lennon
    Passing: Hoddle
    Dribbling: Gascoigne
    Heading: Dawson
    Tricks: Waddle
     
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  11. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Seems we ain't the only ones @The Huddlefro <laugh>

    DGC was (or were should I say!) box office... Lunatics, but box office!
     
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  12. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I was on their ignore list <grr>
     
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  13. PowerSpurs

    PowerSpurs Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Can’t see this post.....
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

































    Utter bastard <grr>
     
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  15. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    I had him PM me to say, if I don't like what he said, block him

    Cowardly prick
     
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  16. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    Gary Doherty
     
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  17. redwhiteandermblue

    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    Good list, but Tricks has got to be Lloris.
     
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