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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 7, 2019.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He's got a migraine ffs not a hard on.
     
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  2. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I used to get them occasionally from my teens and still do. Good thing is I notice them less now because of the pain from my bad back and osteoarthritis.

    So my advice is - just give it time. The misery and pain of old age will make them seem trivial by the time you reach 60.

    In the meantime don't apply for jobs as a pilot or train driver.
     
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  3. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The other thing that you might want to check is that your water supply is not contaminated by run off from the tailings dumps of all the lead mines in your area. Those are also the symptoms of acute lead poisoning.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Cover your eyes in damp moss and chant ' i love hiag' 100 times..
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Yeah I started wondering about Radon poisoning at one point. But my house is so old and draughty that I don't think it's a problem. I'm not one for hermetically sealing up houses anyway, I don't think it's very healthy.

    Don't think there are any lead mine run offs in the immediate area, the reservoir near me is on the top of a hill and away from the mines, that said my house is probably fed with lead pipes. But I filter all of my water anyway.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    A Hampster was cooked alive this week and all you can think about is yourself.

    Prick
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Was it one of those posh Hampstead Hamsters ?
     
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  8. Sucky

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    Nah some Welsh down and out hampster, someone sat on him then while in a coma he was cooked in a fire pit/wok

    Very sad
     
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  9. Zanjinho

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    Could be both :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  10. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Or that you are a ***** vegan **** and need to man up


    ps if the worst happens can I have your bookmark collection
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    I did wonder if people might think I wrote this thread fishing for sympathy, then I remembered that @luvgonzo once posted a thread about taking himself to A&E thinking he was having a heart attack and it turned out to be indigestion.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Caused by eating an under cooked hampster
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    If only he'd read the cooking instructions properly.
     
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    He's probably been licking the wrong rocks.
     
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  15. Zanjinho

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    Gonzo also did a (overly detailed) thread about his mrs forcing him to get his bits chopped off
     
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    Is this true @luvgonzo?

    I'm considering getting it done
     
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  17. Zanjinho

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    Why the **** would I make that up? <laugh>
     
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    its me next pixie !! its time to get my arse out tomorrow I think ive finally got myself a staph infection in my glute
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    Who you been bumming mate ?
     
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    myself mate
     
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