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Off Topic Heres a joke for you all
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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He isassigned to helpingthe other monks in copying the old canonsand laws of the church, byhand.
Henotices, however, that all of the monks arecopying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to questionthis, pointingout that if someone made even a smallerror in the first copy, itwould never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in allofthe subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copyingfrom the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
Hegoes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the originalmanuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vaultthat hasn'tbeen opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.
So,the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He seeshim banging his head against the wall and wailing.
"Wemissed the
R
We missed the
R
We missed the bloody
R
Hisforehead is all bloody and bruised and he iscrying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old Abbot,"What's wrong, father?"
Witha choking voice, the old Abbot replies,
"The word was ....
CELEBRATE!"
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Henotices, however, that all of the monks arecopying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to questionthis, pointingout that if someone made even a smallerror in the first copy, itwould never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in allofthe subsequent copies.
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The head monk, says, "We have been copyingfrom the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
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Hegoes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the originalmanuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vaultthat hasn'tbeen opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.
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So,the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He seeshim banging his head against the wall and wailing.
"Wemissed the
R
We missed the
R
We missed the bloody
R
Hisforehead is all bloody and bruised and he iscrying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old Abbot,"What's wrong, father?"
Witha choking voice, the old Abbot replies,
"The word was ....
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CELEBRATE!"
A fascinating piece of classic western film trivia for you...
Apparently, six of the Magnificent Seven filmed an after shave commercial at Anfield.
Why only six, I hear you ask?
Because Yul never wore cologne.
Apparently, six of the Magnificent Seven filmed an after shave commercial at Anfield.
Why only six, I hear you ask?
Because Yul never wore cologne.
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Chili powder is not an acceptable substitute for baby powder.
I know that now.
I know that now.
Latest offering from the Poet Laureate.........
- Spider spider on the wall,
- You think you're smart, you know fcuk all,
- You've climbed a wall that's just been plastered,
- And now you're stuck you stupid bastard.