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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jun 26, 2019.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ scum
    Did you smell rollup smoke in your bedroom?
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    No but thanks for warning me about the content of your character.
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  4. If in doubt

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    Think her name's Liz. Bit harsh though.
     
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  5. Ciaran

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Villa owners. Millie's her name, lovely animal.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  8. Ciaran

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    Looks the part Dev
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's some gaff, we only have the guest apartment but it's better than most hotels/apartments. Nice and chilled.
     
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  10. monacoger

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    *staff quarters
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    *Granny flat
     
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    Do you and Liz still bang?
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nah m6, we stopped when we reached 60, or rather Liz did and I don't have much say in the matter. My fruits are like spacehoppers nowadays with all the backlogged semen that's built up.
     
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  14. monacoger

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    Just drink it, like you usually do.
     
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    You being serious though?

    How long have youse been together?

    Me and the bold Julie are 20 years together and still banging like fk albeit I'm a quick squirter so she's probably just choking for a decent shag tbh.
     
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  16. Ciaran

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    No sex after 60 = £70 with a gas hooker for half an hour a fortnight. No danger am I not getting my hole after 60.

    @bayernkenny
     
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  17. Ciaran

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    Screenshot_20190701-124356_Chrome.jpg

    £70 for a half hour with this big dame in the Glasgow area. Took 5 seconds to Google. Get fired in about it Dev.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    More to the point, any update on maddie after this trip, can't fool me, I know an undercover op when I see one.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

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    I'm seldom serious. Still at it like rabbits.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Does she have a penis though?
     
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