My daughter Rachel who is competing in the top model of Sunderland competition tomorrow night.. Best of luck darling.. please log in to view this image
While I'm on I'll just mention summat that happened today near Monaco where we drove through on our way to Italy. We went into a chemist for some sunscreen, etc and I asked for some KY jelly. The lass brought it and said it was 11€ which is bloody expensive. "I'm not paying by the inch," I said, which we both thought was hilarious. Sadly, the joke fell totally flat on the lass as she didn't speak English and, in any case, they have the metric system
You'll have your work cut out checking her boyfriends' intentions, mate. There'll be a queue for starters!
I remember my granddaughter's first boyfriend. I threatened to cut him if he laid a finger on her and the little runt burst out crying ... ... but that's 5 year olds for you
Here's a serious question for any scientists on here. I've heard that if you fall into icy waters you'll be dead within minutes. So how come these ****ing Stellas have been in the cool box, surrounded by ice, and still not ****ing drinkable after quarter of a ****ing hour