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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Bloody embarrasing. Getting knocked over by an Irish man, who then turns round to laugh at me. I thought he was gonna help me up, so I held out my hand. But noooo, he just laughed and went in his cockpit. Had to be helped by an over eager gay man from Dublin who showered me with free crap from the trolley. And then proceeded to give me his email.

    Ive never gone with Ryanair again.
     
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  2. SeatonSluiceToon

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    I'm currently living the dream in my first paid acting job and before that have had a very wide set of jobs to fund the rent, from wine sales to financial analysis and working for Weight Watchers' customer services team.
     
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  3. QWOP

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    Yours and HIAG's experiences with pilots has brought a whole new meaning to that word ;)
     
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  4. P.T.N

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    sort of sounds seedy doesnt it?
     
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  5. QWOP

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    Also explains why Glenn Quagmire was a pilot too!
     
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  6. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh> I wonder if AH is a pilot, I can imagine him hearing the word cockpit and automatically applying for the job.
     
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  7. The Situation

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    On T.V?
     
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  8. luckyheader

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    Might have done the tripping, not sure about the lights, apologies for the gay Irishman giving you his email (any compliments are good, right?), Quagmire is why I chose this career, fortunately I haven't crashed into a school full of bunnies where one survivor returns home to mercifulessly beat his wife.

    Oh, we call the cockpit the flight deck, need to be more PC these days!
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Got a law degree so now sell medicines
     
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  10. Smudger

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    <laugh> Is it a regular thing?
     
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  11. P.T.N

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    I picture AH being like the overly camp steward in the Foo's video for Learn to Fly
     
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    On the stage! I'm touring with Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour. In Belfast this week and off to Bradford week after. Was asking some of the lads on here about Billingham because we're coming to the Forum there in a month.
     
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    Awesome! Congratulations mate. Break a leg :)
     
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  14. Masanari

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    Cheers <ok>. I have never had a passion for any certain type of job so I might as well try and get one that allows me to live how I want to and not one that will tie me down anywhere. I just need to figue out what that can be, but I suppose I have at least a year to do that. :)
     
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  15. z

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    Might re start my ebay business, or im quite handy at carpentry, making furniture items? wadrobe? bookcases? cot beds? desks, dressing tables. hmmmmmmm

    not forgetting chairs, trinket boxes hmmmmm, but again need couple more tools, and materials, which dont have money. oh well..... hope my trampoline dont fly away with this heavy winds.
     
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  16. Pipe4Life

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    whatever you do steer clear of civil engineering. the monies ****e. wish i'd never bothered.
     
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  17. QWOP

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    This.... Allllllll day long!
     
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  18. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    Proctologist........
     
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    Internationally renowned badger tamer and part-time sommelier at Beefeater.
     
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    Hotel General Manager
     
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