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BlackAndAmberGambler said:
Is Gainsborough still around?

I rest my case M'lud.
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No we have Papa's, Whitehead's, Harpers, Sullivan's, etc. Can highly recommend Papa's, fill your boots with their fish chips and peas*, with sliced white bread (*other abomnimations available), swilled down with large pot of tea, accompanying guest beer, finished off with a sponge pudding and custard. I was the size of Ben by the time I departed !
 
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dennisboothstash said:
No idea whether this will work as I don’t really do Facebook, but if it does the comments under the photo are the best thing you’ll read tonight. Brutally hilarious

“I’d rather guide my Dad into my Mum than eat that”!!!!

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I can’t believe how many people there are on that page, everything’s got thousands of likes and thousands of comments.

Boiled Egg and Banana Pasta by Scott D Looks about the most disgusting.

The least effort award probably goes to the tinned mince, with tinned peas and tinned potatoes on tinned bread. <laugh>
 
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Time for a few more stolen jokes. <ok>

I've always wondered whose idea it was to give the horses the first go at putting Humpty together again.

Whoever took over Mother Teresa's hospital must have the patients of a saint.

I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop.

My wife says that I have two problems. I don't listen and something else.

The food industry is running out of names for some of its products, according to anonymous sauces.

I failed my ventriloquist exam...I can't say I'm surprised...

Have you read the book "Ventriloquism for Dummies"?

Take it from me, I have reverse kleptomania.

I went for a job interview, and they asked me what I thought was my greatest weakness. "Honesty" I replied.
The interviewer said "I don't think that's a weakness"
I told him, "I don't give a **** what you think"

My doctor has prescribed me some Anti-Gloating cream. Now all I want to do is rub it in.

Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a petri dish. The result speak for themselves.







 
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originallambrettaman said:
I can’t believe how many people there are on that page, everything’s got thousands of likes and thousands of comments.

Boiled Egg and Banana Pasta by Scott D Looks about the most disgusting.

The least effort award probably goes to the tinned mince, with tinned peas and tinned potatoes on tinned bread. <laugh>
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Haha
Mrs Tash showed me that one earlier!
 
dennisboothstash said:
No idea whether this will work as I don’t really do Facebook, but if it does the comments under the photo are the best thing you’ll read tonight. Brutally hilarious

“I’d rather guide my Dad into my Mum than eat that”!!!!

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Is that a pilchard trying to escape on the bottom right?
 
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dennisboothstash said:
No idea whether this will work as I don’t really do Facebook, but if it does the comments under the photo are the best thing you’ll read tonight. Brutally hilarious

“I’d rather guide my Dad into my Mum than eat that”!!!!

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So we can put pictures like that up, but we can't show a girls tits? The worlds gone mad :angry:
 
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dennisboothstash said:
No idea whether this will work as I don’t really do Facebook, but if it does the comments under the photo are the best thing you’ll read tonight. Brutally hilarious

“I’d rather guide my Dad into my Mum than eat that”!!!!

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Has this been digested once already?

And people slate me for having curry sauce on battered fish.<doh>
 
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dennisboothstash said:
No idea whether this will work as I don’t really do Facebook, but if it does the comments under the photo are the best thing you’ll read tonight. Brutally hilarious

“I’d rather guide my Dad into my Mum than eat that”!!!!

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'For just £3.00 a week you can save Carol's children form having to eat her food' ...
 
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