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MOURINHO GONE

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Dec 18, 2018.

  1. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Best super sub that’s played the game in my memory. Great player. Would love someone like that at Spurs to partner/ backup Kane.

    Reckon he’ll be a good fit manager-wise?
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    At least you know now HiaG - probably makes up for some of the grief i've caused you, thought it only fair to build some bridges with you.
     
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  3. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    I’m very happy with OGS. Bring back some identity and he’s United through and through. He’s not going to play 7 at the back. Yessir.
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Saf is a twat <laugh>
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You out to annoy everyone today?
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Until the summer or longer?
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    Me!

    How could you say such a thing, shame on you. Nowt wrong in life in learning on how to get on the inside...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    I think he rates as the finest (or close to) finisher I have ever seen. Any angle any chance from 6 inches to 30 yards he would hit the target and no histrionics after, just a big smile and happy fist raised. A total club man too.
     
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  10. Stan

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    Let’s see. Currently it’s better than having the **** in charge. What the **** did he know about managing United?!
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ah, the boy in the stripped pj's
     
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  12. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Great book, great film. Factually inaccurate, particularly the image you’ve posted.
     
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  13. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Yeah he’s one of the best I’ve seen as well. Just had that knack of finding the goal, especially at times you really needed it, that’s a rare trait.
     
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  14. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All very nice, and all that.

    However, let me take all you United fans back three seasons...

    Sitting comfortably?

    Good, then I shall begin.

    You'd just sacked the last tosser manager from the club, and there was big talk about who you were all going to get in. Poch's name was bandied about, at that time, although you all seem to have forgotten that bit in the narrative. Yet there was one person, above all others, whom most of you wanted. Yes, that's right - Mourhino.

    Is it all coming back, now?

    Good.

    Well, when he was appointed manager, there was an almost universal masturbation frenzy among you! Every plastic and his dog came crawling out from under his little stone, gripping his little knob-ette, and began frotting into the trough. It was a filthy spectacle that sickened the rest of us.

    When Mourhino won you the Europa League - against the clever money - the frenzy hit new heights, staining curtains and bedsheets alike with your vile jism. Last season, after he secured you second spot, it was as though Christ had returned, not to Bethlehem this time, but to OT.

    One of the worst consequences of the euphoria was us having to put up with the outright ****wittedness of Matth, your greatest supporter and cheerleader.

    Alas! Our story does not have a happy ending.

    Your Jesus has been crucified and there are no disciples to bear his body from the cross to the tomb, and Matth hasn't been seen for hours. The road ahead, once illuminated by merely a pallid light, is now as black as pitch, and none of you truly knows to where the club is headed.

    So, smiles on faces?

    I fear not, young Diego.

    Best hold back those smiles for fear that you may yet be about to step bravely into that darkness only to fall from the ledge that lurks therein, and into an abyss.

    Yeah?

    The End.
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^rattled to ****, the human sperm bank.
     
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  16. <laugh>
    I'm about as far from being rattled as it is possible to get, Commie!

    I giggled my way through the entirety of that little tale of tragedy.
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well it was tragic, you has been.
     
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  18. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    The fact that Utd are almost prepared to write the rest of this season off, by stating that next manager will only be there are until the summer, also speaks volumes and adds to the Poch rumours, IMO.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What are the odds on Utd getting relegated?
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Jesus ****ing Christ <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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