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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Dearie me, you really are rather sad are you not?

    Still, your little Toby has arrived in time to soothe your troubled marmite motorway.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Chromium?? V or VII?

    Have you not seen Erin Brockovic?
     
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  3. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar, Dec 6, 2018
    Real Donald Trump and johnstons paint trophy like this.
  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Latest picture from Mars. "I Believe!!"

    upload_2018-12-6_13-11-48.jpeg
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Dec 6, 2018
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I have recently won some MOD work at Faslane which I have had to fill out the usual disclosure stuff, like do you have any Irish relatives, are you a commy etc.

    A puzzling question then appeared, "Are you planning on visiting the USA?"... As it so happens, Julie and I are going next week so I answered Yes.

    WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK SOME BUT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE TO OTHERS...

    A few days later I received a call from the US consulate in Tweedtown asking me to go in for a pre-visa questionnaire... once I arrived, I was taken down to the basement where I was TOLD that I am to play a crisis actor at at terrorist staging in Times Square on the 14th December....

    Details are sketchy but youse need to get this OUT THERE!!!

    WE ARE BEING TOLD A LIE
     
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    EDGE., Dec 6, 2018
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  6. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar, Dec 6, 2018
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Was actually anally gang-probed by aliens at Area 51.

    He enjoyed it so much he's going back next year.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 6, 2018
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  8. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Sold *
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You should have popped round to my gaff for a coffee and possibly some bumming while you were in the area.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 6, 2018
  10. B-C

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    o2 been down rendering my Samsung J6 all but useless. Anyone else having problems on their Samsung J6?

    Not sent from my Samsung J6
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Samsung?!

    ****ters devices they are. Almost as gay as iphones.
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Still rocking the Motorola razor?

    #elite
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Wuawei for this man @ C & A.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Dec 6, 2018
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    *Huawei
    Good phone,have one myself though the MD was arrested and the Yanks want her extradited
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 6, 2018
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Might get one next.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Cos a reporter said Morelos red card was questionable:laugh:
     
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    55 will end those ****s ...
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 6, 2018
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    …and more and more countries are refusing to use their kit in their 5G infrastructure. Too worried about the Chink Government spying on them. :bandit:

    They make good kit though. At work use some of their broadband gear in devices we build.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    For the avoidance of doubt my personal phone is an 6 year old Samsung <laugh>

    Everything switched off on it. Calls and the occasional text only. Even then it annoys the **** out of me when sumbdy calls or texts me <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 6, 2018
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    PS I really enjoy Vodafone calling me up to upgrade my phone. They can't understand why I don't want a better phone. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 6, 2018
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