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PISKIE said:
I didn't even have to wind him up this time. There I was having a conversation with Comm about pies and HIAG blew his top and started offering us both out. Daft **** span himself into such a whirlwind that he KO'd himself without either of us having to even lift a finger.
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With many thanks to Cerys Matthews and Catatonia for the collaboration <whistle>

:emoticon-0159-music
If all you've got to do today is eat apple pie
Come round you can take a piece of mine
And if all you've got to do today is gesticulate,
Come here, you can have it late with me.

You could be taking it easy on yourself
You should be dressing yourself up like an elf
'cause you and I know,
It's all over the front page, HIAG's got pie rage,
Racing through the slop trays,
It's up to you boy you're driving us crazy,
Thinking you may be losing your mind.

If all you've got to prove today is you're big and strong,
Calm down, or be deemed a ****y mong,
But as all you've got to lose, alludes to yesterday,
Yesterday's through, now do anything you please.
You could be taking it easy on yourself
You should be seeing a head shrink now, you melt
'cause you and I know,
It's all…:emoticon-0159-music

:bandit:
 
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It’s great to see you lads laughing at my superbly hilarious antics, last night!

Banter, that’s what it’s always about, yeah?

My impression of a keyboard warrior twat was pulled off to perfection.

I know that neither Commie nor Pix were fooled by it, at anytime, and they each played along perfectly.

I was never, at any time, rattled about the reference to pies.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
<laugh>
It’s great to see you lads laughing at my superbly hilarious antics, last night!

Banter, that’s what it’s always about, yeah?

My impression of a keyboard warrior twat was pulled off to perfection.

I know that neither Commie nor Pix were fooled by it, at anytime, and they each played along perfectly.

I was never, at any time, rattled about the reference to pies.
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Ever since August 2011 tbf mate <laugh>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
<laugh>
It’s great to see you lads laughing at my superbly hilarious antics, last night!

Banter, that’s what it’s always about, yeah?

My impression of a keyboard warrior twat was pulled off to perfection.

I know that neither Commie nor Pix were fooled by it, at anytime, and they each played along perfectly.

I was never, at any time, rattled about the reference to pies.
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Don’t mix your drinks mate.

A lesson to us all yeah?
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
<laugh>
It’s great to see you lads laughing at my superbly hilarious antics, last night!

Banter, that’s what it’s always about, yeah?

My impression of a keyboard warrior twat was pulled off to perfection.

I know that neither Commie nor Pix were fooled by it, at anytime, and they each played along perfectly.

I was never, at any time, rattled about the reference to pies.
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If I was a pie gobbling **** nugget like you, I might stick that in my sig <whistle>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
<laugh>
It’s great to see you lads laughing at my superbly hilarious antics, last night!

Banter, that’s what it’s always about, yeah?

My impression of a keyboard warrior twat was pulled off to perfection.

I know that neither Commie nor Pix were fooled by it, at anytime, and they each played along perfectly.

I was never, at any time, rattled about the reference to pies.
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^^Spurlock incoming...

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Hoddle Is A God said:
<laugh>
It’s great to see you lads laughing at my superbly hilarious antics, last night!

Banter, that’s what it’s always about, yeah?

My impression of a keyboard warrior twat was pulled off to perfection.

I know that neither Commie nor Pix were fooled by it, at anytime, and they each played along perfectly.

I was never, at any time, rattled about the reference to pies.
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