With many thanks to Cerys Matthews and Catatonia for the collaboration If all you've got to do today is eat apple pie Come round you can take a piece of mine And if all you've got to do today is gesticulate, Come here, you can have it late with me. You could be taking it easy on yourself You should be dressing yourself up like an elf 'cause you and I know, It's all over the front page, HIAG's got pie rage, Racing through the slop trays, It's up to you boy you're driving us crazy, Thinking you may be losing your mind. If all you've got to prove today is you're big and strong, Calm down, or be deemed a ****y mong, But as all you've got to lose, alludes to yesterday, Yesterday's through, now do anything you please. You could be taking it easy on yourself You should be seeing a head shrink now, you melt 'cause you and I know, It's all…
It’s great to see you lads laughing at my superbly hilarious antics, last night! Banter, that’s what it’s always about, yeah? My impression of a keyboard warrior twat was pulled off to perfection. I know that neither Commie nor Pix were fooled by it, at anytime, and they each played along perfectly. I was never, at any time, rattled about the reference to pies.
Nice attempt at deflection, bro ... but you wouldn't know proper song lyrics if they tapped you on the shoulder and requested that you follow them outside ... and finally ... please log in to view this image
Sums up Spurlock trying to defend HIAG's ****wittery perfectly. My favourite one from HIAG's meltdown last night was from @remembercolinlee 'It's like watching Alan Partridge doing a Rambo impression'
