Well, after the reasonable success of "DH's trip to the oppositions' board", I thought I'd bring you part 2 today, this week, DH visits the holmesdale forum. Unfortunately, today's episode isn't as juicy I'm afraid, Palace just don't really hold much hate for us.
Pre Match:
Nothing of note really. All spoke at how they expected a hammering as "Wilf" was out.
During:
"Lloris is playing like Wayne last season, it would be criminal if we didn't get one past him."
You are under arrest on suspicion of failing to score a goal against Hugo Lloris. You do not have to say anything...
"Lloris looks as dodgy as f***."
Yeah but only us Spurs fans are allowed to say that, alright, mate?! Besides, this'll come back to bite you.
"All set up for a spurs goal in the last 12 minutes. Hope im wrong."
West Ham had a psychic the other week, seems Palace also have one of their own.
**Two minutes after the above comment was posted - Foyth makes it 1-0**
"Well that just proves Ayew for what he is. A journeyman footballer picking up a wage. Stood there and could
not have given a rat’s crap."
You'll find that like Ogbonna with the West Ham faithful, Ayew is definitely Palace's go-to guy for criticism.
"Forget my last question. off to the pub to get p...ssed."
Crach on, brother, mine's a Stella!
"Can we send him back to Swansea in Jan ? I'm sure we can crowdfund the trip."
That's nice of them, willing to pay for Ayew to have a holiday.
"Ayew can f*** off tbh. At fault for the goal and has looked zero goal threat whatsoever in ten games now. Get out of our squad."
Yep, another anti-Ayew post.
"Ayew is a disgrace and a liability. Zero fight, zero care. Quicker he is gone the better."
To be honest I could post about another 100 anti-Ayew comments, these were just some of the best.
"We must be properly awful to have let Foyth score. He looked absolutely dire against Wolves."
He didn't, he just got ****ed by Tripps for the first pen and then made a bad call for the second in another-wise steady game... You lot are awful though.
After the game:
"Tbf their keeper has saved them "
Told you that comment would come back to bite you.
"You guys still think that Sissoko from Tottenham is sh*t? "
Hahaaa, yeah motherfuckers! Say something bad about him now, I dare ya!
**To finish, get ready for a proper rant, ladies and gents**
"never read so much crap in my life last 4 games we was unlucky, everyone today worked hard, yet you bunch of w***ers want blood,what millions have you paid hoping it comes off, you lot are the most disloyal supporters i have ever come across its a game, you dont give f*** all to the club because you want us to be to best club in the world with your pennys, try being the best supporters in the world sadly you bunch of w***ers cant do that,
Say what you really feel, mate, go on.
You stupid twat.