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2-for-1 Pizzas...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, May 15, 2018.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    ****in yeeeeeaaaaassssss <party>
     
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  2. GroveRanger

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    Not true. I make my own dough and special tomato sauce with sun-dried tomato puree, garlic puree, Worcester sauce, herbs and a touch of honey just to take the metallic edge off the tomatoes and generous amounts of both mozzarella and mature cheddar with whatever toppings everyone wants, usually ham, spicy sausage etc. It's become a staple of family get-togethers and parties and everyone says it tastes lovely but I can't eat any sort of pizza as the combination of cheese and tomato makes me gag. I don't like mozzarella cheese either which doesn't help.

    I've been advised to try and make a pizza without using the tomato sauce or mozzarella but that is just a f.ucking open sandwich so what is the point? Might as well make a sandwich.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Trust me, if your pizzas are "like sick on toast" then you are making them wrong.
     
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  4. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    But pavement pizzas are so-called because the sick looks like pizza so it stands to reason that pizzas must look like sick.

    You really should try thinking these things through before posting bollocks, mon.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Well the pizzas I eat look nothing like sick.
     
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  6. Strange Nipples ST

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    It's probably not even pizza you're eating.
     
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    It tastes like pizza
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

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    No one's interested in your pizza stories, mon.
     
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    Admittedly they aren't as good as my omlette stories <ok>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tell us another omelette story, Uncle Monny!
     
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    Not had a good, ol'-fashioned omlette thread for a while.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am getting all nostalgic :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    My pizzas are amazing, they don't taste of sick on toast to those who eat them.

    All pizzas taste like sick on toast to me.

    Trust me, I've tried numerous types and on different occasions over the years just in case my taste buds have matured but the combination of tomato and cheese makes me hurl.
     
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  15. Strange Nipples ST

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    Don't use tomato then.
     
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    Use curry instead.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

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    I use Nutella
     
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  18. Strange Nipples ST

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    Curry pizza <ok>

    Hank Marvin now.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    See my previous post regarding sandwiches
     
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