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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Dec 18, 2017.

  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    #dev ran from mark after robertson st confrontation , he was startled after his disciplinary which was #due to organic hash drugs test fail . He headed home as he knew his wife was out and he had a lodger staying. #dev was naked as he lay down next to toby who was partaking in a #mutual masturbation session as both read GC.

    They contacted #trev = scotland's shame who knew that #grove asked kid to squeeze hairy beanbag and that #sqa catch dev rubbing gonads on exam papers and also that #mick cleaned kids penis with mouth as mum slept and was intrigued.
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    It was a cold night in Aberdeen. The heating was broken, he wore his soiled onesie, and #er cant sleep due to mrs er's headboard #smashing hole in wall due to darkie beasting

    Not only was Mrs ER's insatiable love for the Zulu meat spear damaging his marriage, but #er's confusion at daughter's huge lips also added to the coon confusion. After the acrimonious divorce happened because #er tripped on coons huge dong as he lay under bed, #mrs er used divorce cash for african sex tour and #dev killed er at lemon party
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    Classic Baz
     
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    They piled over the border in their millions so #mick offers foot to trump as border barrier but he'd already spotted his future wife at school #mick dressed foot as pony to seduce 8yo wife and asked the young dame to be #taken for a ride

    Dev was at his usual evil self after a weekend where #twizz and dev pounded hooker with soap in socks , #dev kicked chegwin coffin then dab'd and and #dev farter ballooned as twizz unloaded in box so on a carriage full of females and kids #dev farted spunky mix on train and inhaled nasally
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Menshy!
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I am one sick/perverted ****
     
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    Fûck sake <laugh><applause>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Steady on, guise. Thanks in advance <ok>
     
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    It's heartening to see you aggressively prise your Forum Simpleton title back out of the grasping hands of fenian darkie spawner @monacoger with the above spasticated attempt at a tag novel, Michael.
     
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    <laugh> good old Mick, his tags were #while #dev and #as (which didn´t work) <laugh>
     
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    Thanks
     
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