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PISKIE said:
Just done a delivery to a health food shop who buy some of my produce. One of the girls who works in there is ****ing smoking hot. She always gives me a nice little smile when I go in and then a big hug and a peck on the cheek when I leave. Have often though about seeing if she'd be up for a nice friendly snog, but I'm married so it's off limits. Maybe I'll see if she wants a proper but innocent kiss over christmas <whistle>

I'll try and post up a pic of her when I'm next in there. No point going on the wid ye thread as she's a 100% wid. <ok>
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Given your previous we need a wid ye pic I reckon mate
 
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What am I doing ...... I'm preparing to leave my common law wife of 32 years in the new year . Something I promised my self 25 years ago . Little truck , ladder and tools ...going to hit the highway and flip a coin ...East or West ... How do like those apples folks . Excited , happy and basically homeless ..
 
seabreeze said:
What am I doing ...... I'm preparing to leave my common law wife of 32 years in the new year . Something I promised my self 25 years ago . Little truck , ladder and tools ...going to hit the highway and flip a coin ...East or West ... How do like those apples folks . Excited , happy and basically homeless ..
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Fcuk me Rufus but that's deep ... you serious buddy?
 
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seabreeze said:
What am I doing ...... I'm preparing to leave my common law wife of 32 years in the new year . Something I promised my self 25 years ago . Little truck , ladder and tools ...going to hit the highway and flip a coin ...East or West ... How do like those apples folks . Excited , happy and basically homeless ..
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Go west and I'll buy you a beer in Tofino <ok>
 
seabreeze said:
What am I doing ...... I'm preparing to leave my common law wife of 32 years in the new year . Something I promised my self 25 years ago . Little truck , ladder and tools ...going to hit the highway and flip a coin ...East or West ... How do like those apples folks . Excited , happy and basically homeless ..
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So you've hated the bitch for 25 years?
 
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seabreeze said:
What am I doing ...... I'm preparing to leave my common law wife of 32 years in the new year . Something I promised my self 25 years ago . Little truck , ladder and tools ...going to hit the highway and flip a coin ...East or West ... How do like those apples folks . Excited , happy and basically homeless ..
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Yeah, I’m with Fossy on this one.


You sure about this.,?....things really that bad?...
 
seabreeze said:
What am I doing ...... I'm preparing to leave my common law wife of 32 years in the new year . Something I promised my self 25 years ago . Little truck , ladder and tools ...going to hit the highway and flip a coin ...East or West ... How do like those apples folks . Excited , happy and basically homeless ..
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Fair play mate. Now or never I guess. Head east and meet me in Weymouth... I'll join ya <cheers>

Or stay in Weymouth and live by the sea. Always needed a live in roofer tbh.
 
Skylarker said:
Fair play mate. Now or never I guess. Head east and meet me in Weymouth... I'll join ya <cheers>

Or stay in Weymouth and live by the sea. Always needed a live in roofer tbh.
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He's meeting me in Tofino for a beer first. He'll have to go the long way around to Weymouth <ok>
 
seabreeze said:
What am I doing ...... I'm preparing to leave my common law wife of 32 years in the new year . Something I promised my self 25 years ago . Little truck , ladder and tools ...going to hit the highway and flip a coin ...East or West ... How do like those apples folks . Excited , happy and basically homeless ..
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Yeah, **** her, mate. Do what makes you happy and don't give it a second thought.

Your side of the big bed won't be staying cold for long, so rock out with your cock out <ok>
 
Went to the GP this morning for my post 40 wellness check. It’s a bit like an MOT for over 40’s. I like to keep myself in shape but I was convinced something would come up (given years of excessive drug use, partying too hard etc)

Pleased to say I got a clean bill of health. Blood pressure fine, cholesterol fine, liver function fine, blood sugar levels fine, had an ECG all good, got a heart score of somebody 5 years younger than I am, so that was a pleasant surprise. Could do with losing a few kilos, but nothing drastic.

Would definitely recommend it for those on here who are a similar age to me. (44) Could be a life saver for some.
 
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PISKIE said:
Went to the GP this morning for my post 40 wellness check. It’s a bit like an MOT for over 40’s. I like to keep myself in shape but I was convinced something would come up (given years of excessive drug use, partying too hard etc)

Pleased to say I got a clean bill of health. Blood pressure fine, cholesterol fine, liver function fine, blood sugar levels fine, had an ECG all good, got a heart score of somebody 5 years younger than I am, so that was a pleasant surprise. Could do with losing a few kilos, but nothing drastic.

Would definitely recommend it for those on here who are a similar age to me. (44) Could be a life saver for some.
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Yeah I went to my GP for one of those and after 36 weeks I got a letter back saying “you’re having a ****ing giraffe”. <laugh>
 
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Made a promise to myself 25 years ago when my 2nd son was born that I would stay until the house she bought ( couldn't get the house without me returning home after leaving for half a year ) and my youngest son was settled in good form . Well he's got a great job now and an 11 out of 10 woman and the house is paid for . Without going into detail , I was trapped into the first pregnancy from the beginning ... and by the time the 2nd guy came along and when he was one ... she already cheated twice . So much in play here it would take me a day to explain . She didn't know I knew and I let her have it the other day seeing nothings holding me anymore . Cheated on by a woman I didn't want to be with after a month . The biggest factor here is I had a previous wife ( British subject ) go back to England 6 years previous a, while expecting . She 37 now , seen one picture of her when she was young . Wasn't going to happen again so I dug in for my kids . A lot of my chest gents , cheers
 
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Made a promise to myself 25 years ago when my 2nd son was born that I would stay until the house she bought ( couldn't get the house without me returning home after leaving for half a year ) and my youngest son was settled in good form . Well he's got a great job now and an 11 out of 10 woman and the house is paid for . Without going into detail , I was trapped into the first pregnancy from the beginning ... and by the time the 2nd guy came along and when he was one ... she already cheated twice . So much in play here it would take me a day to explain . She didn't know I knew and I let her have it the other day seeing nothings holding me anymore . Cheated on by a woman I didn't want to be with after a month . The biggest factor here is I had a previous wife ( British subject ) go back to England 6 years previous a, while expecting . She 37 now , seen one picture of her when she was young . Wasn't going to happen again so I dug in for my kids . A lot of my chest gents , cheers
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Loving your honesty but not good washing your laundry on a football forum Dufus. <ok>
 
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