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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    We talking first lines...this is a mad one and indeed on reflection has inspired me through life

     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    That always makes me think of this, both tunes dark and cold as ****.
    This to me has a real menacing feel. Like who shot ya
     
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    I’m turning into a grumpy old man.

    Went to the supermarket earlier. Only needed a few bits so joined a very short baskets only queue and thought I’d be out quickly. The check out guy looked like a stoned Rodney Trotter and couldn’t have scanned the food any slower. He even asked me to identify some veg (spring onions). In the end I asked him if he’d prefer me to shop somewhere else so he could finish his nap.

    In the meantime an extraordinarily obese woman and her dimwitted partner had decided that they would queue 1.2 inches behind me while talking very loudly. This went on for 5 minutes while the girl at the next counter was serving no ****er and kept looking at them wondering whether they needed serving.

    I eventually told them that they could pay for their shopping at the next counter and the fat bird did that fat bird laugh like I’d told her the winning joke from the Edinburgh Festival.

    Most people should just **** off.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <rofl>
     
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    Sounds like a good reason guns shouldn’t be legal in the UK!...
     
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    Bookies cleaned out this weekend ;)


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    Go on...give us a figure... that looks like a naughty wedge
     
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    500 a pile
     
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    Can I have exaggeration post of the year saying I've cleaned the bookies out with that <laugh>
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    As I'm off work until Monday having a few drinks in town.

    @Skylarker I just saw that mouthy little kid who thinks he's some gangster we saw in the park that day and he asked for a *** <rofl>
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    And as I posted that a massive group row has kicked off outside the pub it seems between a group of scousers and some locals.

    About 15-20 involved and as ever most are just shouting n **** but a couple lads game as **** lol.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Watching that game on motd.
     
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    When he asked for a ***, you should have whipped your cock out and just looked straight into his eyes.
     
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    Wow ... what odds did you get on Sunderland winning a game? <whistle>
     
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    9/2 <laugh>
     
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    Fossy trying to be clever.
     
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    But you feel like a King and that's a good feeling
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    To be fair mate, I could tell he recognised me from day me and Sky saw him lol... And I may have jokingly threatened to rape him <rofl><laugh>
     
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    Off to view a flat in lovely brick lane<laugh> at 2, another one to look at 2moro, fuxking London rents are ridiculous:headbang:
     
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    Sitting on a flight to Poland. I really have started to hate business travel, every flight seems to be delayed for some reason.
    I need to retire!!
     
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