Off Topic Cooked breakfasts

Hell man you can't go to bed without a couple of rounds of toast and marmalade.

 

That's awesome.

Everything but the black pudding, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes and toast!

 

That would be the starter! With some grapefruit.

 

Can't remember the last time I had a full English for breakfast, it's either too early for a huge plate of grease or I don't have time. Sometimes have one for tea but black pudding and mushrooms don't get near the plate.

 

The gulf in that divide is as wide as one off his fatties hairy rat.

 

Not bothered about the fried bread. Most resturants may as well give you corragater cardboard.

And as for your tomatoes. Poke them up your arse.

Everything else is a go-er..but no snotty eggs. Dirty bastards. Yolk bust.

 

Best brekkie I've had lately was up in Scotland, it was awesome & you needed a full bucket of tea to wash it down with! The black pudding and square sausage up there take some beating !!

 

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You like the square sausage? Its alreet.

Ever tried the yank stuff Jimmy Dean?

 

Have a word with yerself .

 

Several. The vegan morris dancing, evian drinking weirdo.

 

Still put raw black pudding on the bar in my local on a Sunday morning.

 

Love it

 

Guinness drinking weirdo!!!

 

Guiness and black pudding. Yum yum.

 

Now who's the weirdo!

 

You're just to fussy.

 

I remember going golfing with my dad up in Scotland many moons ago. He raved about the Scottish breakfast and got me one before our first round. I’ll never deviate from one ever again. Square sausages are to die for!

 

Well thats 3 off us who love them

 

Add white pudding and mushrooms and you have my perfect breakfast. Bacon has to be smoked streaky and sausage has to be either my local butchers or cumberland and eggs fried or poached and got to be Hammonds Chop Sauce.

 

I stopped off at the bottom of Loch Lomond and had a breakfast with the square sausage it was the bees knees.