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    UTRs Senile Member

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    "Get your dick out that chicken this instant"....<laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Instant chicken dickers. only at KFC<laugh>
     
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    I wounder if he engaged in some foreplay before dicking his chicken, going down on the chicken<yikes>
     
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    Why thank you very muchly there, UTR's.
    I've just upgraded you to 'Best Friend Status' so don't Fcuk it up, ok!

    May all your future farts smell like roses!
     
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    Ok, you just lost your 'Best Friend Status' !!!!!
    You can redeem it though by posting some t & a.
     
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    Sorry sweet pea:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    I don't want sweet peas, l want sweet pussy!
     
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    See, that's better..

    My wife got caught out in the rain the other day.
    She walked in doors with her pussy drenching wet.
    I had to rub it with a towel.
    Nearly swallowed the freakin towel !!!
    Playful thing it is!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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