Off Topic General Election Special

So you are saying Enoch Powell and Ian Paisley were as big a terrorists as Martin Mcguinness? FTP

 

I googled it, wasnt wromg

Googled it, wasnt wrong, why do you find it offensive

 

Both my dad's brothers and his uncle served in the British Army during the Troubles in Northern Ireland, his uncle being a staff sergeant, but I'm sure your holidays there make you an authority on it.

 

Would you?

I think I would.

 

Same here CG.... I looked this morning at about 5 am and she was 16, maybe 20 elsewhere.... she's maybe the only one in Blue to come out with any credit... I like her I dont give a **** attitude...

 

neither are the imams.......

 

I shagged a bird from Bangor NI 1985 in magalluf. Took her virginity too.
Happy days

 

Did you have lunch on the way?

 

Did you bangor in the ....?

 

Meal for two with a **** view.

 

And all for under a pound you know.

Still, you kept Jack happy on the return journey.

 

They'll be fine.

They already know everything.

Looking forward to my retirement now.

 

You know that she bats for the ladies who wear trouser suits, don't you Carmine?


She goes bumper to bumper.

She's a lady in comfortable shoes.

She's known for clubbin' the nubbin, for clouting the clam, for dialing "O" on the little pink telephone.

She paddles the pink canoe. She polishes the pearl. She drives Miss Daisy.

She's a diesel dyke, a rug muncher, a carpet bagger, a fur trader, a scissor sister, a sapphoholic, a daughter of Lesbos, a muff diver, a confirmed bachelorette, a fuzz bumper, a clam digger.



Good luck in pulling her. If anyone can turn her pretty little head, then I'm sure you can.

Keep us informed.









PS. Pictures would be good.

 

I'm saying Ian Paisley, who helped found a Loyalist paramilitary group, is just as responsible for the Troubles if not more, than the likes of McGuinness and Adams, due to his opposition to the Catholic civil rights movement in the 60s which was the the motivation for the Provos to go on the offensive. Enoch Powell was a member of the UUP, which were much more moderate and were the unionist equivalent of the SDLP.

 

Aaah, I wish I'd seen Ian Dury sing that live.

 

Did she have a l o v e r l y time?

 

Does she not have a boyfriend then ??

 

I'd be well happy if she took over as top Con. She's deffo got more going on than May though.

Can you imagine if Davidson was the leader of the Labour Party?

A fat, unattractive butch lesbian Jock.

The right wing press would go into meltdown as, on top everything else, she ticks virtually every box of stereotypical politically correct caricature

 

Maybe you should have listened to them more.

Literally no one went on holiday there from the mainland during the troubles.