@Ginger Marks Hey, Skiddy! I got this for your wife. It's a jockstrap, mate. In fact, it's one of my old ones that I've grown too big for. Cheers, pal. Have a Merry Christmas!
@Tobes Hey, Tobes! This is for your wife, mate. It's one of the early proto-types that the company made. It could be worth quite a few bob in years to cum. Cheers.
Give it back to Homey, you know how much he likes it. But here's your one, found in a Basingstoke lay-by
A couple of points arise from this disturbing revelation of yours, Skiddy. Firstly, that you have been hanging around dogging sites in Hampshire in a desperate effort to find someone you don't know and whom you have never met. Secondly, you've pulled a sex toy from your collection in order to make a very bad (and hopelessly plagiarised) attempt at humour. Shameful.
I'm always careful to whom I give out my replica cocks, mate. Many a marriage has ended in the divorce courts, with the wife citing inadequacy as the ground. Mine is a very dangerous weapon, and must be handled with extreme care at all times.
Shameful indeed! You now steal my dogging & lay-by jibes. Imagination is the master of creation, what happened with you?
