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@Ginger Marks

Hey, Skiddy! I got this for your wife. It's a jockstrap, mate. In fact, it's one of my old ones that I've grown too big for.

Cheers, pal. Have a Merry Christmas!
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@Tobes

Hey, Tobes! This is for your wife, mate. It's one of the early proto-types that the company made. It could be worth quite a few bob in years to cum.

Cheers.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
@Tobes

Hey, Tobes! This is for your wife, mate. It's one of the early pro-types that the company made. It could be worth quite a few bob in years to cum.

Cheers.
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Give it back to Homey, you know how much he likes it. But here's your one, found in a Basingstoke lay-by
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...here's your one, found in a Basingstoke lay-by
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A couple of points arise from this disturbing revelation of yours, Skiddy.

Firstly, that you have been hanging around dogging sites in Hampshire in a desperate effort to find someone you don't know and whom you have never met.

Secondly, you've pulled a sex toy from your collection in order to make a very bad (and hopelessly plagiarised) attempt at humour.

Shameful.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
A couple of questions arise from this disturbing revelation of yours, Skiddy.

Firstly, that you have been hanging around dogging sites in Hampshire in a desperate effort to find someone you don't know and whom you have never met.

Secondly, you've pulled a sex toy from your collection in order to make a very bad (and hopelessly plagiarised) attempt at humour.

Shameful.
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Skiddy [HASHTAG]#owned[/HASHTAG] before it's even lunch time.
 
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Skylarker said:
By the looks of her starter, she might be full mate!
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I'm always careful to whom I give out my replica cocks, mate. Many a marriage has ended in the divorce courts, with the wife citing inadequacy as the ground.

Mine is a very dangerous weapon, and must be handled with extreme care at all times.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
A couple of points arise from this disturbing revelation of yours, Skiddy.

Firstly, that you have been hanging around dogging sites in Hampshire in a desperate effort to find someone you don't know and whom you have never met.

Secondly, you've pulled a sex toy from your collection in order to make a very bad (and hopelessly plagiarised) attempt at humour.

Shameful.
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Shameful indeed! You now steal my dogging & lay-by jibes. Imagination is the master of creation, what happened with you?
 
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