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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Jul 18, 2018.

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  1. gas

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    It's Halal jizz.
     
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    gas, Jul 19, 2018
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

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    I can call you Betty and, Betty, when you call me, you can call me Halal :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Jul 19, 2018
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Just show the steak the griddle for a few seconds on either side. That'll do me.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 19, 2018
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    How?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 19, 2018
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  5. stopmeandslapme

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    Halal
    Is it meat you're looking for?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 19, 2018
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A man walks into a butchers shop and inquires of the butcher:

    Are you a gambling man?

    The butcher says "Yes", so the man said: "I bet you £50 that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there"

    The butcher says "Im not betting on that","but I thought you were a gambling man" the man retorts.

    "Yes I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high".
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 19, 2018
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  7. pineappleupsidedown

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    Jihad me at halal
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Jul 19, 2018
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  8. Archers Road

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    Cut it's horns off, wipe it's arse, stick it on the plate. Job done.
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 20, 2018
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  9. GroveRanger

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    Is that steak or Tina you are talking about?
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 20, 2018
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  10. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    All jizz ISS halal
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Jul 20, 2018

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