He needs one - desperately. How about : "He's got the moves like Sturridge, He's got the moves like Sturridge He's got the moooooooves like Sturridge" It's a deep, interpretation of his excellent off the ball movement and tactical awareness positionally. And his silly dance.
this is agian where is say the same line... this is getting fun "I think most not606 users imagine this is how you look tobes"
Here's my effort, it probably needs some work . . . [To the terrace-friendly strains of Tubthumping by Chumbawumba]: Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy He finds the net And scores a goal again You're never gonna stop The Studge He gets a goal away He gets a goal at home He scores headed goal He scores left-foot goal He scores a volleyed goal He scores a right-foot goal We sing the songs that remind us Of the good times We sing the songs that remind us Of the better times Don't cry for us Blue ****e neighbors Studge gets knocked down But gets up again You're never going to keep Studge down [And repeat . . . ]
Ooooooooooo Worzel, worzel Gummidge, you know we love you so *clap clap* But nothing rhymes with Sturridge, so just score another goal *clap clap* And repeat
Screw Sturridge, found this cracking Balotelli song which some other bloke came up with! One Balo, Two Balo, Three Balotelli, Pulls Up His Shirt When He Scores On The Tele, Why Always Me Written On His Belly, Ooohh Balotelli
That's 'Bubbles' from the Canadian mockumentry/comedy series "Trailer Park Boys' ****ing Classic, absolutely hilarious if you haven't seen it.
