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Saints Drinking Game

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by frankimus, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. frankimus

    frankimus Active Member

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    Intended for playing while watching game on TV. A finger is defined by the level of the drink line in a standard pint glass after a width of a finger's worth has been drunk.

    The Saints Drinking Game

    1. Saints score – 4 fingers
    2. Saints concede – 4 fingers
    3. Saints player carded – 3 fingers
    4. Saints are compared with Swansea/Norwich – 3 fingers
    5. Lambert is compared with Holt – 3 fingers
    6. Lambert’s ability to perform in the Premier League discussed –4 fingers
    7. It is mentioned that Cork played in every game last year –4 fingers
    8. “Championship top scorers” – 4 fingers
    9. Tadanari Lee does his bow and arrow celebration – last person to shout “way of the Samurai” downs their drink, everyone else 5 fingers
    10. Hooiveld scores and it’s a Tuesday – last person to chant “he only scores on a Tuesday” downs their drink, everyone else 5 fingers
    11. Markus Liebherr is mentioned – “To Markus” and all down drinks
    12. A Saints player’s name is pronounced wrong eg. July instead of Guly – 1 finger per offence
    13. Guly loses control of the ball – 3 fingers
    14. Substitute comes on and scores – “don Nigel” and down your drinks
    15. Adkins says “We want to pass the football” in the pre-match interview – 2 fingers
    16. Adkins says “It’s about winning games of football” in the pre-match interview – 2 fingers
    17. Adkins says “We work very hard behind the scenes” in the pre-match interview – 2 fingers
    18. Adkins uses the word “endeavour” in the pre-match interview – 2 fingers
    19. A Saints chant drowns out the home fans at an away game and can be heard on TV – continuous drinking while the chant can be heard
    20. Davis makes a save – rate the save out of 5 and immediately shout the number out, = number of fingers. Anyone bitching out with low scores get the penalty of downing their drink instead, as decided by a vote amongst the other drinkers.
    OPTIONAL: 21. A finger per shot on target, corner, throw in, foul, substitution and offside


    EDIT: As some of you non-students ;) have been complaining, ive minused 1 from each tariff
     
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  2. Jose Fonte baby

    Jose Fonte baby Well-Known Member

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    That's a lot of alcohol...
     
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  3. Wisescummer

    Wisescummer Active Member

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    I once played a drinking game where we picked a player, and drank every time his name was mentioned in commentary. Night did not end well. Still, we probably should have chosen a game that was on TV and not just the radio...
     
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  4. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Well I'm definitely trying this as soon as I find someone around here who's actually interested in watching Saints on TV with me. No Saints fans in Hertfordshire. :(
     
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  5. frankimus

    frankimus Active Member

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    Moving to Stevenage for work in 2 weeks :)
     
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  6. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry to hear that.
     
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  7. frankimus

    frankimus Active Member

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    It was a choice between Stevenage and Portsmouth... ;)
     
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  8. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    That's not actually a choice is it?
     
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  9. IMO Im ITK

    IMO Im ITK Active Member

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    Brilliant Idea! <laugh>
     
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  10. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    Says the person who's from Portsmouth!
     
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  11. One Micky Channon

    One Micky Channon New Member

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    if our fishy foes down the road are mentioned I say give it 2 fingers!!!!!
     
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  12. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Great idea, I can see a lot of thought has gone into it. I think you'd get very pissed indeed playing this game. I especially like rule 12.

    Or JOSH Hooiveld instead of Jos.
     
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  13. Itchen North Matt

    Itchen North Matt Active Member

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    Die of alcohol poisoning - down drink
     
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  14. Kingsland block 37

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    Portsmouth's not that bad, they'll even be knocking down the shed soon :)
     
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  15. SFCJordi

    SFCJordi Active Member

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    Or James Ward-Prose.
     
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  16. JakeTheSaint

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    AND JOSE FONT!!!!

    Just doesn't fit in with the chant!!
     
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  17. SFCJordi

    SFCJordi Active Member

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    B-b-but that's his actual name!
     
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  18. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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    Watchng the Man City match with Serbian commentary he was James Ward Prowseh
     
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  19. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    In theory, this is a nice idea but I think the tariff needs to be adjusted.

    As it stands, I would miss the second half of most matches since I would be asleep, upside-down behind the TV.<laugh>
     
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  20. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    you younger ones could play the same game with your girlfriends rather than drinking.... the saints girlfriend game :smiley:
     
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