Off Topic Royal baby

it’s being born, Now I don’t have to hear about it, I’m glad it’s over and done with.

 

So make a thread about it, that'll discourage people from talking about it....
Ya plank

 

I think it should be named George and his big bro should change his name to Alan

 

Congrats.

 

I think they should call him Ramises Niblick The third.

 

Matths a dad, well done him

 

He would need to have sex first.....with another person I mean

 

I suspect you may have to hear about it for quite some time ... not least the naming ... I've got a tenner on "Change" at 5000/1

... cos his name in the school register at Eton would then be "Windsor, Change" ... bet you are all starting to whistle right about now

 

They should just call him Dave and be ****ing done with it.

 

Hear Pippa is pregnant too, surprised she didn't try and take the limelight, or done a Kane

Her father in law done a saville in France too

 

LOL

 

She's a right goer. 3 kids in about 4 years. I bet her fanny looks like a rotting blobfish.

 

Just to clarify, in case people are also betting on this, I am not the father of either Kate or Pippa's babies.

For me they only offer anal.

 

You're so ****ed up...constantly on Mushrooms or something similar I think

 

More thinking, less whistling ... me Brenda

 

Harry Kane claims it was him that offered you anal ...

 

He was there when I did it with Kate but it simply deflected off his back on the way in.

 

VAR footage or GTF....

 

How am I meant to hold the handcuffs, lube, camera and otter all whilst wearing a Madeline McCann mask?

 

Don't encourage him to post mate, it's an unwritten rule on the PL board