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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Apr 23, 2018.

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    it’s being born, Now I don’t have to hear about it, I’m glad it’s over and done with.
     
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    Matth_2014, Apr 23, 2018
  2. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    So make a thread about it, that'll discourage people from talking about it....
    Ya plank <doh>
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I think it should be named George and his big bro should change his name to Alan
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Congrats. <cheers>
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    I think they should call him Ramises Niblick The third.
     
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    Bodinki, Apr 23, 2018
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Matths a dad, well done him
     
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  7. Bodinki

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    He would need to have sex first.....with another person I mean
     
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    I suspect you may have to hear about it for quite some time ... not least the naming ... I've got a tenner on "Change" at 5000/1

    ... cos his name in the school register at Eton would then be "Windsor, Change" ... bet you are all starting to whistle right about now <cheers>
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    They should just call him Dave and be ****ing done with it.
     
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    PINKIE, Apr 23, 2018
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    Hear Pippa is pregnant too, surprised she didn't try and take the limelight, or done a Kane

    Her father in law done a saville in France too
     
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  11. Bodinki

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    LOL
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She's a right goer. 3 kids in about 4 years. I bet her fanny looks like a rotting blobfish.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Apr 23, 2018
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    Just to clarify, in case people are also betting on this, I am not the father of either Kate or Pippa's babies.

    For me they only offer anal.
     
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    You're so ****ed up...constantly on Mushrooms or something similar I think
     
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    More thinking, less whistling ... me Brenda <ok> <laugh>
     
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    Harry Kane claims it was him that offered you anal ...
     
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    He was there when I did it with Kate but it simply deflected off his back on the way in.
     
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    VAR footage or GTF....<cheers>
     
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    How am I meant to hold the handcuffs, lube, camera and otter all whilst wearing a Madeline McCann mask?
     
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    Don't encourage him to post mate, it's an unwritten rule on the PL board
     
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