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Mouser Watch #2

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Pav was so one-paced he was rarely in the area to win a penalty, whilst Bale gets fouled and called a diver - neither of which sound like Owen or Gerrard, who were playing for Liverpool years before Bale and Pav even signed.

    ...and in case anyone brings up Ginola, as if that excuses divers in their own teams (Man Utd fans certainly do this, just saying...) we won one penalty a season when he was with us, so that would mean he wasn't much of a diver at all.
     
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  2. bigsmithy9

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    Yes to that nasty man who said we went down the pan to Real.Well,our ex Liverpool man was sent off shortly after the start so our backs were against the wall for,what ?,80 minutes or so.
    You try playing Real on their own dirt with 10 men.....
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

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    We've currently had none in 27 games this season too, if memory serves.
     
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  4. RRich

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    I tried drinking from a Liverpool FC mug yesterday, but it was impossible.

    It kept sliding down the table.
     
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  5. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Dempsey missed against Norwich. That's the only one I can think of though.
     
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  6. BringBackfootie

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    Ginola only brings up memories epic hair <laugh>
     
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  7. BringBackfootie

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    <doh> Joke makes no sense, did it slide while you were trying to drink it? if so how did that work? is the table at an angle? rubbish joke mate
     
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  8. To be fair, BBF, that joke did make me smile.

    As for 'Pool, it's going to be interesting to see how they respond after the tonking they took against Stoke. It won't be an easy game, since Harry is now at a point where his team cannot afford to lose any more games. I only hope that Goofy and the game keep things moderately clean. The odd unassisted tumble is always on the cards, of course, but let's all hope that the antics don't descend into farce again.
     
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  9. BringBackfootie

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    I wouldn't be shocked at a loss. The team looks a bit flat lately. Things are not going well right now and I know you love to kick someone when they're down <laugh> You're that kinda guy<ok>

    In the end I never expected anything this season after losing to Sunderland the way we did.

    Probably should go, Tried to pick up a Liverpool mug....

    The jokemade you smile, I get that, but it still makes no sense
     
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  10. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Course it makes sense, if you're going to have a drink you have to be able to pick the damn thing up which you can't do if it's sliding down the table. The only bit that doesn't work is that you're not really sliding down the table, you've been midtable for over a season now. Still funny though :)
     
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  11. BringBackfootie

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    If you try drink from it, its already in your hand yid, otherwise you're trying to pick it up. It's in the wording. Over 5 years we've slid down the table though. Still works that part.

    Mid table, that's us<ok>

    Unless I am being delusional <laugh>

    Still, when did you last flirt with relegation?
     
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  12. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    You're deluded if you think actually drinking is the only time using "drink" is appropriate :p If I got you a drink it doesn't mean I picked up your glass and poured it into your mouth! :D
     
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  13. BringBackfootie

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    I don't know what you're talking about?

    Maybe he's got a straw.

    Maybe this subject has run it's course :)
     
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  14. Spurf

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    Maybe you just lost..................again!
     
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  15. Bald Archie

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    Is it me, or have the Spurs fans that have been speaking ill/truth about Liverpool had their rep beaten down by disgruntled 'Pool supporters?

    I've noticed a lot of red bars lately.
     
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  17. BringBackfootie

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    Lost what>? some .s. Nope, have it here beside m on my keyboard


    ............................... See <laugh>
     
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  18. That's unfair, BBF.

    I hate the delusion, not the Mouser. Take the delusion from the Mouser, and I'll be brother in arms with the Mouser. But until the delusion goes, there is no chance he will even recognise me.
     
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  19. BringBackfootie

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    Very general and sweeping. Define Mouser for me please ? Then we can see what the fk you're on about
     
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  20. RRich

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    You're on the Mouser thread and you don't know what a Mouser is....duhhh ;)
     
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