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  1. oldschool

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    i was out cycling the other day and went off track through a field when suddenly i was attacked by a herd of sheep...fortunately i was only grazed
     
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    The players really need to take a long hard look at themselves. Can’t let down a manager of Lampard’s class without people noticing.
     
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    Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day, push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
     
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    Sad, but really funny. :1980_boogie_down::1980_boogie_down:
     
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    my nephew started work the other day and the foreman said 'here's a fiver go and get two skirting board ladders,and a glass hammer son'...he said 'yeah o.k. but i'm not that stupid that'll cost way more than this fiver'
     
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    My mate once did a repair job on cat Stevens caravan his awning had broken
     
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    Meat Loaf in the background thinking, I would do anything for love, but I won’t do THAT!
     
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