I recently read this lovely poem about growing old. " It's.........um........ ****, I've forgotten it.
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.” Blow that" says Mick, “have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
Some bloke walked up to the counter today and said, "Burger and Fries please." "Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?" "**** off you prick," he snapped, before walking off with his food. I ****ing love working in the prison canteen
The sailing results are in: USA took gold,GB took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth
Brissy you must be the wokiest woketard that ever woked, mate grow a pair, and stand up for yourself, p.s. and ask your wife for your trousers back
now that has me **** scared a God threat from a beer swilling woke Aussie you get me laughing hard i heard the Chuckle bros act is looking for another straight man
For 'beer swilling', insert 'red wine supping' and I'll gladly accept your comment. . but not the woke bit, that hurts.
Two chinese gangsters are planning to break into a Scottish distillery. One says to the other.. Is it whiskey.? .yes. Replies the other... But not as whiskey as a bank wobbery..!
I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd. "Your thong," I replied with a wink. Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me. It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.
