“Doctor, I woke up this morning with this big lump on my left side.” Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
I called the coastguard told them I had fallen out of my boat into the ocean. They said "Can you be more Pacific"
I saw someone waving at me the other day but I wasn’t sure if they were waving at me or someone else so I ignored them. In other news I lost my job as a lifeguard.
Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction! I mean, it's not that hard......
Being one of the few Asians in Glasgow, I'm often asked "what's a Hindu?". Why does everyone look puzzled when I reply "lay eggs"?
I went to a ventriloquist’s funeral today, and they sang the hymn “All Things Gright And Geautikal !”
