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    I went to a meeting of the World Wildlife Fund

    The attempt at social distancing was Pandamonium
     
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    One lovely day, two tourists were driving through Wales.
    At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
    The girl leaned over and said:

    “Burrr… gurrr… King.”
     
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    I feel like I'm on the way to kicking my obsession with forestry, but my psychiatrist says I'm not out of the woods yet.
     
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    Buckingham Palace have advertised for a gas engineer who can also walk the dogs...

    Must be corgi registered.
     
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    The ancient Greeks never did quite get the hang of loading the dishwasher....

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