After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week, I finally got to the counter and the woman looked at me and said, "I"m really sorry about your wait." In a rattled state, I replied, "you"re not so fcuking skinny yourself, actually."
Premature ejaculation..the biggest compliment a man can pay a woman......and they fu*king moan about it!
I met a girl the other night who told me that when she gives blowjobs, she likes to keep a mint in her mouth. Well that"s refreshing, I thought.
