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    I’m the best man at my mates second wedding....

    Is it appropriate to open my speech with "Welcome back everyone “.....?
     
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    Madeleine McCann could turn up tomorrow, and it would still only be the third best comeback in Europe this week.....
     
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    • A horse walks into a bar,
    • The barman asks, "why the long face?"
    • To which the horse replies, "I"ve got AIDS."
     
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    • My mate really suffers badly from premature ejaculation
    • He entered a wnaking race last week and finished first and second.
     
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