Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products, she asked, 'Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?' Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, 'Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.' 'Oh, you flatterer!' she gushed. 'Hey, wait a minute!' Harold interrupted. 'I haven't added them up yet.' That was the last thing he remembered before waking up in hospital bed. Hospital visiting hours are 9am to 6pm.
The wife was moaning that summer was coming and that she needed a whole new wardrobe. So i took her to ikea
Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?" She says, "Anything you want." He says, "After I die, will you marry Larry?" She says, "But I thought you hated Larry." With his last breath, he says, "I do."
After the judge sentenced Boris Becker to 2½ years he asked her how many months that was. She told him "That's 30 Love".
