Joke thread ....

Speaking of jokes , hey aber!

 

if your talking 2 me...im ok>>>hows the devils corner of our planet doing **** for brains.....been hunting any of them indian folks lately.....(spit in the bin)(ting)

 

Well I was talking to olga the other day.

 

cant say ive met her>>>>tell me more>>>did she put up a fight

 

Olga **** yourself ----- well it is a joke thread aber cheers

 

Ahh, Olga must be friends with Ahgo then.

Get it now!!!

 

sorry I still don't get it breezey>>>>>>>say youre not George bush in disguise please

 

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were getting divorced.
Mickey was with his divorce lawyer...
'Dontcha think it's kinda strange grounds for a divorce Mickey' said his lawyer 'that Minnie's got buck teeth?'
'I didn't say she had buck teeth' said Mickey 'I said she was f***ing Goofey!'

 

'Mummy, does the au pair come in 2 halves?'
'No Timmy, why did you ask that?'
'I heard Daddy tell the next door neighbour that he screwed her arse off!'

 

Q. Why have women got legs?
A. So they can walk from the bedroom to the kitchen.

 

I thought it was because otherwise they would leave a trail like a slug

 

Thats Monk .............................................;o)

 

Olga

 

I got beaten up by a busty women in an elevator.

I was looking at her boobs when she said " Will you press one please "

Can't remember anything after that.