Beale - You've deferred to the meme of Jesus's capitalised pronoun. Excellent work, indeed. This thread is a joy and I applaud you all for such super answers. It's going to be a tough one to judge.
Best if you just make Gambol the winner, otherwise he'll be bitter and twisted and won't stop harping on about it for the biggest part of eternity. <ref; Scottish Independence>
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? I would be delighted as I have been planning a Tony based theme for Christmas this year. Tony Currie, Tony Blackburn, Tony Bennett, Tony Hawk & Tony Award Winner, Denzel Washington (he is sitting next to me). Please dont tell Blair How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? Iâd be thrilled, as long as he got me the âsquare tapered tipâ version â¦. it would complete my collection Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? Only if they have committed a Christian crime If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? Probably not â¦â¦. it takes long than the usual quickie heâs after & Iâd need to get out of bed Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? Of course, Iâm a great believer in equality Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? I wouldnât trust that man with anything after what he did to my granny If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? I would go round Tit McGee â¦.. I love beetroot How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? Gratefully â¦â¦ my dogs would love that & maybe then they wouldnât realise I hadnât bought them anything Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? Only after the 9 pm watershed Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? Yes â¦. in fact I'm fairly sure itâs his party piece on karaoke nights