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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 16, 2015.

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  1. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    The greatest team the world has ever seen...apart from Chelsea, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich....and others.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Jul 18, 2015
  2. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Who ate all the pies?
    Who ate all the pies?
    You fat bastard,
    You fat bastard,
    It is of course believable that you could have consumed a considerable number of small pies, or at least several large pies, but to have eaten "all the pies" is frankly ridiculous, since no one could realistically fathom an accurate estimate as to how many pies have come to be in existence, and furthermore, since I have eaten well over a dozen pies myself in the last year or so, this completely undermines the accusation being aimed at you, and for this reason I apologise on behalf of myself and those around me.
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs, Jul 18, 2015
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  3. ......loading......

    ......loading...... 25 undefeated

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    Eyal, Eyal, Eyal, Eyal,
    Eyal's this blo-oke from Is-ra-el
     
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    ......loading......, Jul 18, 2015
  4. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Aye, aye, aye, aye
    Martin is nowhere near as good as Yashin,
    Ron Davies, while being great, is possibly slightly inferior to Eusebio,
    And [insert name] may well give us a thrashing.
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Jul 18, 2015
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  5. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Who needs Cantona,
    When we've got Matt Le Tiss.
    Well, putting aside the concept of 'need' for a second, there's no doubt at all that Cantona would improve our team. So if you're offering...?
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 18, 2015
  6. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    All Southampton FC,
    We're the seventh best team,
    In the English Premier League.
    And it's all Southampton.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 18, 2015
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  7. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Cortese, woaho Cortese woahoao
    He comes from Italy,
    He couldn't give a **** about Pompey!
     
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    Saints_Alive, Jul 18, 2015
  8. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I haven't been blowing bubbles since I was a child, then it was those pretty bubbles in the air. They never really rose very high as they often burst about two seconds after I'd blown them.
     
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  9. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    One from the 80's at away grounds

    Here we go, Here we go Here we go,
    But not until the old bill have kept us stuck in these fenced pens for about a half an hour after the game
     
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    Saints_Alive, Jul 18, 2015
  10. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Another one from the late 80's/early 90s

    "Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way,
    Oh what a pain it is to see Southampton lose away"
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 18, 2015
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  11. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Oh yes, I have felt THAT pain....
     
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    Saints_Alive, Jul 18, 2015
  12. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    To most referees:
    "You are fit to referee, but we didn't really like that last decision"

    To Phil Dowd:
    "You're not fit to referee"
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 18, 2015
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  13. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    We're top of other league, we're top of the leeaagguuee!
    We are Southampton, we'll probably finish second.
    Or lower, in the Premier League.
     
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    Channonfodder, Jul 19, 2015
  14. shoot_spiderman

    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    Love this thread, so must contribute in some way so ...

    I've got a shed thats smaller than this
    I've got a shed thats smaller than this
    Its got a door and a window
    Which is quite common for this kind of building

    Your Father is your father
    Your Mother is your mother
    You look a little like each other
    The Fareham Family
     
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  15. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    We're all going on a European tour.


    :D
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jul 19, 2015
  16. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    Well a selective representation based on the ability to purchase a limited number of tickets
     
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    saintlyhero, Jul 19, 2015
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  17. SootySaint

    SootySaint Well-Known Member

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    Sign him up!
    Sign him up!
    on second thoughts please do not sign him up. He is 8 years old, fell over twice and scored into an empty goal.
     
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  18. I Sorry I Ruined The Party

    I Sorry I Ruined The Party Well-Known Member

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    He probably does not **** when he wants
    He probably does not **** when he wants
    Because if he did, it is difficult to believe he would choose to do so in the middle of a televised football match while he is on the pitch
    Jason Puncheon
    The guy for whom we have the most evidence that he does not **** when he wants
     
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    I Sorry I Ruined The Party, Jul 20, 2015
  19. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Handball!
    That ball came within 3 feet of the defenders hand.
    Totally not in the same way that José juggled it in the first half!
     
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    Channonfodder, Jul 20, 2015
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  20. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    And if we can get a day off work and permission from our wife/GF/husband/boyfriend/mother/significant other.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Jul 20, 2015
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