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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Not them ****y ones that people make up and put on sites but ones that you have actually read yourself from friends or acquaintances.

    A fella, that I knew when I was a kid, put one up last week about breaking up with his girlfriend. Only weeks ago he was claiming to be the happiest he has ever been and telling everyone this girl was the one.

    Then he came on banging on about how she was the worst in the world and he's glad to get rid of her.

    The other night he gave all his "friends" a little update by revealing that he had found out she has been an escort for the past 3 years of their relationship. <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    That's got a hurt.

    Another was a friend responding to a witty comment from a girl who posted

    "Hey I just met you and if you don't date me, you'll go to prison, I'll say you raped me."

    To which he replied;

    "You do realise that you fell asleep on my sofa last night. I'll upload the pics later."
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    What a ****in fail. Hunbelievable.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Your mate went out with ER?
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    Facebook's for 12 year old girls, ya big fanny.
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    You actually have to be over 13 to use it big mon. :)
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    What a big used fanny pad you are :laugh:
     
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  7. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Old man trying to convince us he's a woman by mentioning sanitary towels
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    Yes, dear.
     
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  9. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I hope you voted on my latest poll Big mon
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Facebook <doh>

    Oh oh ...poke me....visit my farm....

    Losers
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    A bit ironic from you Mindy.

    Part of the Saturday afternoon lets sit on not606 and discuss the Celtic game crew.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    You really are a ******.
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    You're in the crew as well aren't you. <laugh>
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    No I'm not
     
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  15. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Tell the truth.

    I know Tina, Stereo etc are in the crew and you've been on here for celtics biggest games last season.

    Or have you finally decided this season to go watch your team?
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I'm telling the truth
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Don't worry, medro wouldn't know the truth if it smacked him square on his monobrow with a cricket bat.
     
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  18. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Somehow I don't believe you Mindy.

    Like I said if you sit on here for the big games you no doubt do the same for the wee games.

    If I could get on the Celtic board I could see.
     
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  19. Tioga River

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    Now what could you possibly have done to get yourself banned from the Celtic board? All your posts are mature, witty and touch on a wide range of topics that highlight your worldly experience. Your demonstrable intellect show up Maltese Mick as a petty and bigoted fenian that has no right to bar you from a platform where you could educate those ignorant tarriers <grr>
     
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  20. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I mentioned Celtic fans singing IRA songs.

    He did not like it.
     
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