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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    35.0%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    20.0%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    25.0%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    40.0%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    15.0%
  6. We want Farage...

    10.0%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    25.0%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    25.0%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    40.0%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    60.0%
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  1. brb

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    Not sure what I think on the Child Benefit, kids aint it, so no problem with that but will it get spent on food or just line a landlords pocket or the utilitiy company coffers.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’d have some sympathy for the idea if they hadn’t tried very similar things which had no impact. People like eating ****e. You could make a lettuce 1p and double the price of Dairy Milk and we aren’t all going to suddenly eat ten lettuces each per day and never touch chocolate. Politicians on both sides consistently do this crap which a half-decent AS Level Economics student could critique in about five minutes.

    But it’s a headline I guess.
     
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    Skybet and Deliveroo are buzzing.
     
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  4. brb

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    Leave my lettuce alone...

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    Ffs, yeah didn't even think of that.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’d have more sympathy for it still if they funded subsidising healthy protein, veg etc. with the no doubt trillions we’ll get from Costa and KFC with this policy.

    But they’ll add 20p to Gary and Gariana’s bargain bucket and everyone will eat what they ate before.
     
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    It will genuinely help a lot of people. It’ll also go to people who piss money away on crap. Much like pension rises and anything else but it does sit a bit uncomfortably how much it’ll cost and how disproportionately weighted the benefit will be to people who have put little to nothing into the system.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    PPV it, could plug some of that budget hole.
     
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    I'm one of those terrible people who is would be prefer the child benefit cap to stay.

    I wanted to give labour a chance but they are makijg it very hard for me
     
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    The one child policy is the future.
     
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    Nothing terrible about it.

    It's a fair policy, absolutely everyone gets the same.

    Now people who just bang out kids and contribute **** all just get handed more money, so it being equal is no more.
     
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    Should be a 'Ponce Tax' imo, for anyone drinkimg a coffee of more than four syllables
     
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    Leave me and my double espresso alone you Maxwell House ****
     
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    I actually prefer tea, you smashed avocado eating West London fanny
     
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    Bought a box of Typhoo teabags the other day, on offer £3 for 240 bags, bargain!

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    All avocado is good but smashed avocado on sourdough with poached eggs for £17 is fantastic.
     
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    Even better with vegan eggs <ok>
     
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    From that thing? <laugh>
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    There’s a place in Brighton called Vegetarian Shoes. Can’t be walking to brunch with cows on your feet.
     
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