I thought that it was on 12/12/12.....which has gone...unless I have dropped into a parallel universe and you lot are still here. Then again, it might explain the Peterborough game.
A guy went to the doctors and said he wanted to live to be 100. The doctor said to give up smoking, drinking and women. The guy asked was he sure he'd live to 100. The doctor said 'no, but it'll seem like it'.