Breakfast

Am stealin that

 

...an fulla ****e, cos you evacuate 4 times a day. There's summat very wrong with your metabolism and/or digestive (biscuit) system.

 

One should **** once in the morning and that should be enough to clear your bowels for the day.

On special occasions, like a large lunch or eating really spicy food, a post-lunch **** is just about acceptable too.

 

Just bought 4 "hot and spicy wings" from Tesco.

Tasted spicier fanny batter FFS

 

I heard Indian girls taste spicy from all the chilli

 

Diet oot the windae awready ya big bloater

 

There's nae diet. Need the carbs for fitbaw the night doon at Toryglen wi the boayz fae the Gringo

Packet ae Skittles tae fur hyperness.

 

I am 14 3/4 stn and 5 ' 9" 38 years old must have put on a stone since June .

 

Not true.

They don't seem to get as effervescent in the fanny as white or black wimmin do but maybe I just got a wrong un'.

NOTE: I need one of yer missus' pals/cousins (female) to complete my set.

 

Jip admits abandoning one of his new born kids from some slut he disny want his missus to find out about.

 

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To be fair the wean was born with a mop of ginger hair.

 

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Facts about ginger people -

Ginger folk cannot walk backwards
Ginger folk are banned from the Eurovision Song Contest
There are no ginger folk in Dumbarton
Ginger pubes cannot snap and, subsequently, have been used for bowstrings, tennis rackets and cabling on suspension bridges
Prince Harry is a ****

 

Just coffee and some Toast this morning.

[video=youtube;xCijk4qmu7I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCijk4qmu7I[/video]

 

Handsome pheasant

 

**** #1 crimped.

Texture: Sausage like, smooth, no ripples
Colour: Light brown with visible oats
Blood Content: 0%

Will keep you posted.

 

Pro^^

 

tmi,omg gtf

 

Done 2 small ones already