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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 1 - 10 June, 16 June - 1 September

    I told my wife that we could do with a Brazilian, and she slapped me.
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Season tickets next season

    Apparently, if we place the ball in the other team's net, using little or no illegal methods, more often than the opposition place the ball in our...
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 1 - 10 June, 16 June - 1 September

    Oh, I don't know - I'm sure I've seen several matches going on under the floodlights in the central reservation
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 1 - 10 June, 16 June - 1 September

    Probably his grandson
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Will Still appointed as manager

    Pompey Lapras: So wrong you named him twice
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM in forum: Southampton
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    The Championship Thread - 2025/26

    I suspect you meant Sheffield Utd, but if there is a Sheffield Stud job, I wonder what the KPIs will be?
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 15, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    The General Football Thread

    Is that binary notation, or a complete stuffing?
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 15, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    The Championship Thread - 2025/26

    Guilty as charged <whistle><whistle>
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 15, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    The Championship Thread - 2025/26

    I never rated Neil Ruddock as highly as his cousin Razor Rudduck
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 14, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    The Championship Thread - 2025/26

    You realise that you've opened the door to a series of bird-related puns? To quote Dorothy Parker "What fresh hell is this?" Or, less subtly:...
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 14, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    The Championship Thread - 2025/26

    Didn't he play alongside Razor Rudduck? He frequently sent through defence-splitting passes. But only half of them, and only in one half. Or am I...
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 14, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    The Championship Thread - 2025/26

    If someone is willing to part with their money to place a bet on a dead person coming back to manage a football team, then the bookmakers will be...
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 12, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    The Cricket Thread

    It's his bat and ball, and his mum says we can only use them if we let him play
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 9, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    Confirmed: Russell Martin has been sacked

    He's on course for the Sodor Premier League
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 5, 2025 in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 1 - 10 June, 16 June - 1 September

    Will he be called MacTissier? Probably not
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Jun 5, 2025 in forum: Southampton