Recent content by Lemons and Oranges

Still, at least the players will have plenty of time to improve their golf

Manning's a waste of.... Oh.... Yesssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well. Eckert will need to show how to come from behind...

The only way to drop off from that is to stay in the changing room for the second half

They were both faultless during June and July. Apart from summer tour matches

You're so vain, I bet you think this thread is about you...

Hat strategically dipped? Check Apricot scarf? Check You're good to go

There's clearly no flies on you

There's a photo of Romeu on the front page of Saints' web site. His expression, plus the fact that he's holding dumbell weights, has convinced me that Neanderthals didn't die out

Don't you see? With Scienza out (probably), this match is tailor-made for a Damion Downs masterclass. He'll score a hat-trick, then go in goal after Baz injures himself giving away a penalty. Downs will save the penalty with his hair, dribble the ball out of his area, rounding 11 Millwall...

Short, pithy, and to the point. I couldn't agree more

Echo headline after we've won on Saturday: Leo tames The Lions

Tonda Eckert must(?) see something about him, in training, otherwise he wouldn't be anywhere near the first team. Unless, or course, teams are selected on the basis of owner's whims. Clearly, showing potential in training doesn't guarantee success in matches, but a combination of commitment (not...

If he re-applied, and was given the job, then failed again, Will Will Still still be sacked? (I'm bored, waiting for Saturday's instalment of "OK, we've had another win, but is Tonda good enough yet, or does he have to win every game between now and the end of season?")

But not every team needs a Russell Martin