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    Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

    Count the letters in the first word of each line (OK, not 'but')
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Saint Eduard!

    For Pete's Hake, how Cod you suggest such a thing. No Ray!
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Saint Eduard!

    As with all transfers, we need to take this one Steppe at a time
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM in forum: Southampton
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    The Premier League Thread

    And through his ARse
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM in forum: Southampton
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    The Premier League Thread

    His arms were in an unnatural position - still attached to his body, as opposed to leaving them in the dressing room
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 1 - 10 June, 16 June - 1 September

    I consider that Spam was, and is, Spiced Pork and Ham. A Google search confirms my belief. The term 'Spam' to refer to junk, especially...
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM in forum: Southampton
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    Match Day Thread Saints vs Stoke City - Saturday, August 23 - 15:00 KO

    And there's me thinking we were going with 'Mad Eye' Moody, a teacher at Hogwarts.
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 1 - 10 June, 16 June - 1 September

    You're being rasher than usual, LTL
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Saint Eduard!

    I'm reading all this with a Dacha disbelief
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Saint Eduard!

    I admire the way Ukraine puns into everything. Oblast, I've done it myself
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM in forum: Southampton
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    The Cricket Thread

    Well, that looked very easy, and one-sided. If Hampshire keep playing like this, there'll be another final coming up
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Match Day Thread Saints vs Stoke City - Saturday, August 23 - 15:00 KO

    You're neglecting the 'Match Abandoned' scenario
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 1 - 10 June, 16 June - 1 September

    I think you've hit the nail on the head with this
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM in forum: Southampton
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    Transfer Rumours Saint Eduard!

    You're all just trying to Putin as many puns as you can
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM in forum: Southampton
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    MOTD

    I agree, the pundits talk an awful lot of bullsh*t, usually as a result of never having watched the teams for any length of time.
    Post by: Lemons and Oranges, Aug 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM in forum: Southampton