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If someone is willing to part with their money to place a bet on a dead person coming back to manage a football team, then the bookmakers will be...
It's his bat and ball, and his mum says we can only use them if we let him play
He's on course for the Sodor Premier League
Will he be called MacTissier? Probably not
Well, he was right - we didn't grind out any results
We won't need to worry - He'll try to catch a plane and miss it
20 signings per position
Oh no we're not
My research was limited in this regard, and I may have been economical with the truth
We confirmed Terry Paine in 1966, but he was tied up with the World Cup squad, otherwise there'd have been a black and white photo of him holding...
He'll come good one day...
Nah, he'll just go on a speed awareness course
They should bring it it to all levels of football, based on the recordings taken by fans' phones. The ref would have to stop the match, go along...
It's like getting an STD on Saturday nights
I was hoping that no-one would find out
We could call him Isiah, 'cos One eye's 'igher than the other. Where did I leave my coat?
I'm going to the IW, if that counts.
When will you dip your toe into the inviting, but still, water of punditry? Still, where there's a will, there's way
But he'd have the full backing of the board
Not to mention the boring one: Run of the Mill Still And for the women's team, his sister, Jill Still