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For Pete's Hake, how Cod you suggest such a thing. No Ray!
As with all transfers, we need to take this one Steppe at a time
And through his ARse
His arms were in an unnatural position - still attached to his body, as opposed to leaving them in the dressing room
I consider that Spam was, and is, Spiced Pork and Ham. A Google search confirms my belief. The term 'Spam' to refer to junk, especially...
And there's me thinking we were going with 'Mad Eye' Moody, a teacher at Hogwarts.
You're being rasher than usual, LTL
I'm reading all this with a Dacha disbelief
I admire the way Ukraine puns into everything. Oblast, I've done it myself
Well, that looked very easy, and one-sided. If Hampshire keep playing like this, there'll be another final coming up
You're neglecting the 'Match Abandoned' scenario
I think you've hit the nail on the head with this
You're all just trying to Putin as many puns as you can
I agree, the pundits talk an awful lot of bullsh*t, usually as a result of never having watched the teams for any length of time.
Don't forget the famous scene: German Officer (to Pike): What is your name? Captain Mainwaring: Don't tell him, Pike
The Lion King? The Greatest Showman? Sound of Music? Oh, football-related. It'll never catch on....
We've got our eyes on a player from each of City and Rovers - both Bristols
I feel that goalkeepers are always the whipping boys of every team - If a forward scuffs a shot and misses an open goal, we accept that these...
And then you'll wake up...
