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43. My wife said, "I hate it when you alienate me in front of your mates." I replied, "But it's true, you have got a fanny like Predator's face."...
I was hoping more like Jimmy Carr...this is my fave joke that he has used and its not part of the list What's the Biggest cause of ****phile in...
40. Today I nearly mistakenly took a turn down a cul-de-sac. That was close. 41. After creating a crop circle I tuned to my wife and said, " I...
English Bob's real name is P. Rick
More like english Nob
39. Heard the toilet joke? it's crap
Damn...I reckon he should have gone a little higher!!
37. Sky Sports News. Andy Carroll after record ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã35 million signing for a British Football player: "I want to be treated like...
33. My dad walked in on me while smoking a joint in one hand, and fapping to porn in the other... How the **** did he open the door? 34. What's...
27. People are saying that calling assistant referees 'female lines-men' is offensive. Agreed. I much prefer Flag-Slag anyway. 28. Apparently...
17. Boomerangs ...frisbees for ginger kids 18. Just received a parcel from Holland today. I opened it up and there was a rubber fanny inside. I...
15. Ever tried anal sex? It's ****ing ****! 16. My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room. She gets on top of the...
12. Midnight is peek time for voyeurs 13. I've just ejaculated all over my neighbours pet. Now it really does look like the cat that got the...
6. Don't know what all this fuss is about regarding Sian Massey. I was at the game. Seen her running up and down the line waving her arms around...
I will be adding a joke for every goal we score this season some will be funny some will be ****. The jokes are mostly from friends and some that...
