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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    43. My wife said, "I hate it when you alienate me in front of your mates." I replied, "But it's true, you have got a fanny like Predator's face."...
    Post by: apex, Feb 22, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    I was hoping more like Jimmy Carr...this is my fave joke that he has used and its not part of the list What's the Biggest cause of ****phile in...
    Post by: apex, Feb 20, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    40. Today I nearly mistakenly took a turn down a cul-de-sac. That was close. 41. After creating a crop circle I tuned to my wife and said, " I...
    Post by: apex, Feb 19, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    English Bob

    English Bob's real name is P. Rick
    Post by: apex, Feb 7, 2011 in forum: Watford
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    Home Record over

    More like english Nob
    Post by: apex, Feb 7, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    39. Heard the toilet joke? it's crap
    Post by: apex, Feb 7, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    You laugh you lose

    Damn...I reckon he should have gone a little higher!!
    Post by: apex, Feb 3, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    37. Sky Sports News. Andy Carroll after record £35 million signing for a British Football player: "I want to be treated like...
    Post by: apex, Feb 3, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    33. My dad walked in on me while smoking a joint in one hand, and fapping to porn in the other... How the **** did he open the door? 34. What's...
    Post by: apex, Feb 1, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    27. People are saying that calling assistant referees 'female lines-men' is offensive. Agreed. I much prefer Flag-Slag anyway. 28. Apparently...
    Post by: apex, Feb 1, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    17. Boomerangs ...frisbees for ginger kids 18. Just received a parcel from Holland today. I opened it up and there was a rubber fanny inside. I...
    Post by: apex, Jan 28, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    15. Ever tried anal sex? It's ****ing ****! 16. My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room. She gets on top of the...
    Post by: apex, Jan 28, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    12. Midnight is peek time for voyeurs 13. I've just ejaculated all over my neighbours pet. Now it really does look like the cat that got the...
    Post by: apex, Jan 28, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    6. Don't know what all this fuss is about regarding Sian Massey. I was at the game. Seen her running up and down the line waving her arms around...
    Post by: apex, Jan 28, 2011 in forum: Nottingham Forest
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    A joke for every goal we score this season

    I will be adding a joke for every goal we score this season some will be funny some will be ****. The jokes are mostly from friends and some that...
    Thread by: apex, Jan 28, 2011, 14 replies, in forum: Nottingham Forest