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If we are getting Murphy back from his Scottish exile, lets also get the mighty Kevin Kyle. by the way Murphy scored a blinder yesterday - Jock...
Donald Trump - just point at the hair!
Tommy Lynch and Steve Hetzke with a piece of celery and a egg whisk - phwoar
I think Bruce will play Nedum up front from the start. If its the Chelsea away Nedum it could be a moment of genius. However, I expect the Fulham...
Cattermole has had an average season ruined in the most part by injury and suspension. A little bit like Bruce then.... Rokereconomic might be...
and like Tupac, Osama will release several statements from beyond the grave.
ah, bless - some of his mates look a bit shy. Nice to see the EDL putting forward their most eloquent spokesman. God save the etc etc etc
Poor Jordan Henderson - poor kid has had to cover Cattermole for a large chunk of the season. Henderson will never be the midfield enforcer (posh...
Rodellega is not as good as Bent, Jones, Welbeck or Gyan. He would not improve our team.
Is Rodellega a better player than Bent and Jones? Better than Welbeck and Gyan who may not to be seen in our lovely shirt ever again? We are...
So who's better - the Royal family or the Pope? Theres only only 1 way to find out....have a football match in say......Glasgow.....
I like the bit where they have to check the sheets to make sure the sordid act has happened and then display said soiled sheets from the balcony...
Philistines all. If it ain't ready salted, it ain't a crisp.
Has anyone heard any public utterances from our actual captain Lee Cattermole? Can he actually speak? Or have his language skills not developed...
Plan B involves running alongside the player with the ball frowning really hard at them. Plan C is the one where crosses never reach a red and...
