Recent content by rod french

Best/worst joke of the day? The English cricket team.

Yea, OK, but lets look at the positive side Oh, OK, see what you mean.

No, no, please don't make me stay.

We get a lot of this in Oz. The Greens harping on about how they're claiming so much more of the vote, the truth is they aren't. In Oz voting is compulsory so you have to vote for someone, like it or not. Consequently if you don't like, for example the Labor (sic) party but no way are you...

The BBC probably needed to edit it to make it coherent and relevant. The clown has been known, frequently, to wander off subject.

Don't be silly, Roger. Do you think they are going to cough up a penny? No, go after the 'white privileged' ones. They're soft touch and so scared of being labelled racist.

The bastards, how very dare they!!! <doh>

Nothing is made in Oz any more. I've just bought a new TV. It say on the box 'Built in Antenna'. I don't even know where Antenna is

I remember when Murphy was the biggest name in the London 'phone book!

Aah, politics. Don't you just love it? <doh>

My wife told me she loves me because I make her laugh. I said I thought it was because I was so good in bed. She said, "there, you're hilarious'.

Actually this sin't so funny. I've seen news items where people like this really do complain of insufficient welfare payments and gesticulate with expensively manicured finger nails and heavily tattooed arms.

I imagine that each of the 1000 have 16 relatives? (My maths aint the best, but you know what I mean)

There's only one cnut he's trying to protect, and you know it.

I can remember my name,2020, but even that a struggle some times. <doh>