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Aah, politics. Don't you just love it? <doh>
My wife told me she loves me because I make her laugh. I said I thought it was because I was so good in bed. She said, "there, you're hilarious'.
Actually this sin't so funny. I've seen news items where people like this really do complain of insufficient welfare payments and gesticulate...
I imagine that each of the 1000 have 16 relatives? (My maths aint the best, but you know what I mean)
There's only one cnut he's trying to protect, and you know it.
I can remember my name,2020, but even that a struggle some times. <doh>
How do you know? And those skirts are a bit long, my Mrs wore them much shorter and then I KNEW she didn;t shave. :1980_boogie_down:
A cockney lass, an Arab and a Romanian were drinking in a pub. The Arab finishes his alcohol free beer, pitches his glass into the air, pulls out...
Aah, the BBC. I wasn't 'fact checking', Marcos, just pointing out the way the media love to exaggerate a little bit to make a good story.
So, you admit to preferring to watch men in shorts to women with nothing on? Get off this site you pervert. <doh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
I've just watched a news report here in Oz about the chanting that went on. Marcus, you wrote that "twenty thousand odd numb-nuts" were singing...
. Oh, and for the record, I’m not pro Israel, I just can’t stand over opinionated dick heads not understanding what the eff they are on about....
Oh, Roger! Really?? <doh>
Oh, OLOF, no heaven awaits you, mate. <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
Good job the OB got him first. Or maybe not.
Teacher stands in front of a class of seven year olds: It is impossible for a whale to swallow a human, their throats just aren't big enough"...
Oh, thats OK then. As long as we know where he is.
Mr Trump says there will be no meaningful peace talks on Ukraine unless he and Putin are there. Unless Trump goes to Moscow this will never...
Boy comes home from school and tells his dad he has just had sex with his teacher. His dad is quite proud of the lad and says he'll buy him a...
An old man goes to a bar and asks for a large brandy.. "Problem?, asks the barman. "Well, I just got two Thai women to go to be with me, and I...
