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Best/worst joke of the day? The English cricket team.

Yea, OK, but lets look at the positive side Oh, OK, see what you mean.

No, no, please don't make me stay.

We get a lot of this in Oz. The Greens harping on about how they're claiming so much more of the vote, the truth is they aren't. In Oz voting is compulsory so you have to vote for someone, like it or not. Consequently if you don't like, for example the Labor (sic) party but no way are you...

The BBC probably needed to edit it to make it coherent and relevant. The clown has been known, frequently, to wander off subject.

Don't be silly, Roger. Do you think they are going to cough up a penny? No, go after the 'white privileged' ones. They're soft touch and so scared of being labelled racist.

The bastards, how very dare they!!! <doh>

Nothing is made in Oz any more. I've just bought a new TV. It say on the box 'Built in Antenna'. I don't even know where Antenna is

I remember when Murphy was the biggest name in the London 'phone book!

Aah, politics. Don't you just love it? <doh>

My wife told me she loves me because I make her laugh. I said I thought it was because I was so good in bed. She said, "there, you're hilarious'.

Actually this sin't so funny. I've seen news items where people like this really do complain of insufficient welfare payments and gesticulate with expensively manicured finger nails and heavily tattooed arms.

I imagine that each of the 1000 have 16 relatives? (My maths aint the best, but you know what I mean)

There's only one cnut he's trying to protect, and you know it.

I can remember my name,2020, but even that a struggle some times. <doh>

How do you know? And those skirts are a bit long, my Mrs wore them much shorter and then I KNEW she didn;t shave. :1980_boogie_down:

A cockney lass, an Arab and a Romanian were drinking in a pub. The Arab finishes his alcohol free beer, pitches his glass into the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass into a million pieces. "In Arabia we have so much sand that our glasses are cheap and we need never drink from the...

Aah, the BBC. I wasn't 'fact checking', Marcos, just pointing out the way the media love to exaggerate a little bit to make a good story.

So, you admit to preferring to watch men in shorts to women with nothing on? Get off this site you pervert. <doh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

I've just watched a news report here in Oz about the chanting that went on. Marcus, you wrote that "twenty thousand odd numb-nuts" were singing along. I would query that. I only saw/heard a small portion of the crowd joining in. I think twenty thousand would have made a lot more noise...